THE REASONS I LOVE EXO !

Kris: Hotter than the sun. Speaks 4 different languages. Can make you pregnant with his stare alone.

Luhan: Cute as fuck. Is basically immortal. Has the voice of an angel.

Lay: Socially awkward but adorably so. A secret diva.

Tao: A kawaii Gucci-loving Wushu ninja.

Xiumin: Has dumpling cheeks. Nicknamed bao zi. Eternally friendzoned by Luhan.

Chen: Hits those high notes like nobody’s business. Perpetually confused. Also Hipster Chen.

Suho: Choi Siwon’s long lost twin. Ridiculously caring and photogenic.

Kai: A total brat. Flirty tease and suave motherf….. Pretty much a dancing machine.

Sehun: THAT LISP. Soulmate of Luhan. Single-handedly murders fangirls with his pushed back hair.

Chanyeol: The derpiest derp to have ever derped. Has a killer smile. Flawless human being. Voice does not match the face.

Baekhyun: Greasy bacon. Magnificent voice with bulging neck veins. Soulmate of Chanyeol. Rocks the guyliner.

D.O.: Has a permanent O_O face. Vocals are spectacular. Makes me want to hug him.”